GREYBURNE'S FEATURES — Georgies

Hey everyone! Today’s Wednesday feature is an interesting one. And a bit creepy, if you ask me. These are ads posted by the Chivalric Order of St. George—a local group of self-proclaimed witch-hunters. They’re a bunch of old geezers who go around shouting and threatening young women. They’re kind of a joke, but I do worry that one of these days they might do something actually dangerous.  More likely though, at some point they're going to go after the wrong witch and get themselves all turned into something slimy and green.  Not that they aren't already.   - Molly