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Now I ask you, have you ever been burned? I have, and I can say that I didn't much enjoy the experience. I would even go so far as to say that I hope it doesn't happen again. Really. I imagine you feel the same.
Well, you're in luck, because I have just the thing. Salamander Scales. The essence of elemental fire, condensed into a tiny, beautiful shard of vibrant orange--with the uncanny ability to absorb great heat; to suck it right out of the air like a caterpillar with a hookah pipe, certified effective by Dr. Schweinehunde's Appraisal Service.
Take one, set it in a silver band, and you're basically fireproof. Don't believe me? Just ask Lyfantod.
Disclaimer: Greyburne's is not responsible for any burns or other injuries sustained while wearing a Salamander Scale Ring. Efficacy not guaranteed. Playing with fire is never a good idea, and strictly not endorsed by Greyburne's. Salamander Scales are not effective with hot stoves, boiling soups, electrical currents, or explosive impacts. Be careful, people.