Now I ask you, have you ever been burned? I have, and I can say that I didn't much enjoy the experience. I would even go so far as to say that I hope it doesn't happen again. Really. I imagine you feel the same.
Well, you're in luck, because I have just the thing. Salamander Scales. The essence of elemental fire, condensed into a tiny, beautiful shard of vibrant orange--with the uncanny ability to absorb great heat; to suck it right out of the air like a caterpillar with a hookah pipe, certified effective by Dr. Schweinehunde's Appraisal Service.
Take one, set it in a silver band, and you're basically fireproof. Don't believe me? Just ask Lyfantod.
Details: Each scale is set in an oxidized band of 925 sterling silver, meticulously worked into a scale-pattern. The oxidization will wear away over time, leaving the raised surfaces with a smooth, shining finish, while the crevices stay black.
Disclaimer: Greyburne's is not responsible for any burns or other injuries sustained while wearing a Salamander Scale Ring. Efficacy not guaranteed. Playing with fire is never a good idea, and strictly not endorsed by Greyburne's. Salamander Scales are not effective with hot stoves, boiling soups, electrical currents, or explosive impacts. Be careful, people.