GREYBURNE'S FEATURES — Lyfantod

Hey everyone! Today’s Wednesday feature is an interesting one. And a bit creepy, if you ask me. These are ads posted by the Chivalric Order of St. George—a local group of self-proclaimed witch-hunters. They’re a bunch of old geezers who go around shouting and threatening young women. They’re kind of a joke, but I do worry that one of these days they might do something actually dangerous.  More likely though, at some point they're going to go after the wrong witch and get themselves all turned into something slimy and green.  Not that they aren't already.   - Molly 

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.  That's right it's Wednesday, and as promised, here's the actual flier that City Council wanted people to see.  The right people, that is.  Pretty scary, huh?  And the worst part is--oh, I guess I can't say anything about that without ruining the Lyfantod story.  But I bet what you really want to know is, if you run into one of these in the wild, how do you get it to open up, as it were?   It's simple.  Just put your thumb over the little City Council logo at the bottom and say "Open...

Alright folks, today's post may seem a little dull at first glance, but when you stop to appreciate what it is, it's pretty amazing. Here's a question. You're the governing body for a secret community that isn't really much of a community at all, being scattered as it is amongst all of the other communities. You don't have internet and you most certainly don't use twitter, but you want to make public announcements. So what do you do? You hide them in plain sight of course. And that's what this is. This is a flier--a public warning, actually, from last...