GREYBURNE'S FEATURES — Wednesday Feature
TAIL TEA
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Hey everyone! It's Halloween, so I decided to try to find something fitting for the occasion. This week I'm featuring Tail Tea, a rather interesting offering from the Twisted Birch Tea Room--home of Eleanor's Extra Ominous Earl Grey, if you didn't know. In case the packaging isn't a dead giveaway, Tail Tea isn't the sort of thing you'd serve your friends. Or acquaintances. Or anyone you like, really. It's more of a... prank tea? Revenge tea? Hilarious-but-God-don't-let-it-happen-to-me tea? Essentially if you drink it, you sprout a tail. And from what I hear, not always the same kind of tail either. Some people get...
SHADE CANDLES
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It’s Wednesday, which means it’s time for our weekly feature! This week, I picked up a product from Starling’s Sorcery Supplie—one of their patented Shade Candles. The concept is pretty simple: light one, and if it blows out and the seal breaks, you can be sure that there is someone in the room you can’t see. Creepy, huh? But it is almost Halloween! - Molly
ILL NEWS IS AN ILL GUEST
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Okay here’s something. Maybe giving one of these Omen Exposers to Mr. Greyburne wasn’t such a good idea after all. He took it yesterday and it popped just about immediately. You can see what he got. Now, he’s been super up-tight about the whole Wrinkle thing (which you should already know about if you’ve been following along). Maybe it just means that he’s got a broken watch. But he doesn’t seem to think so... yikes. Anyway, I’m not so sure I buy into the whole fortune-telling thing, but if it is legit, maybe it’s time to start worrying.- Molly
UMBLE AUGERIE'S OMEN EXPOSERS
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Hey guys, hope your week is going well! Today’s feature is a two-parter. This is an Omen Exposer. What it does is, well—it finds omens. Keep it with you and it’s like having your own personal fortune-teller walking around with you, looking for signs from the Beyond. I thought it would be fun this week to buy one and give it to Mr. Greyburne. See what’s in store for him, you know? So come back tomorrow and find out! I hope it’s good news. Happy Wednesday! - Molly
The Chivalric Order of St. George
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Hey everyone! Today’s Wednesday feature is an interesting one. And a bit creepy, if you ask me. These are ads posted by the Chivalric Order of St. George—a local group of self-proclaimed witch-hunters. They’re a bunch of old geezers who go around shouting and threatening young women. They’re kind of a joke, but I do worry that one of these days they might do something actually dangerous. More likely though, at some point they're going to go after the wrong witch and get themselves all turned into something slimy and green. Not that they aren't already. - Molly